|Monday, April 9th, 2007|
|Wednesday, May 31st, 2006|
a flicker of light and sound
a fist flying through the air in a dark room has to do something, SOMETHING. But what.
What do you think a fist does? Wave? No, that's a hand. A fist represents something bigger then itself. Sort of like being in the army, except if the army was everything. A fist is everything. To the right people a fist means something important.
To you, a fist means power.
|Wednesday, March 29th, 2006|
Take things for example. Like things that fly.
Wings. Eagles. Rockets. Fireballs. Thrown objects.
Not one thing is that list is Urban. But he flys. He uses pure POWER. to fly. In the world.
Look at this image and make airplane noises. Do you feel like Urban?
you do not. He is not an italian airplane.
But what urban IS is a state of mind, a state of being. A rulership philosopy deployed to save the heathens and protect the innocent. Behold:
This is a painting of a fist. Not a real one, because it's made of paint. Try to imagine this fist flying at you. In fact, put the fist on your screen and then smash your head into it as hard as you can.
If you do it you will know what will happen.
If you don't, you are not urban.
|Wednesday, December 14th, 2005|
One too buckle my shoe
three four shut the door
five six pick up stick
seven eight masterbate
nine ten urban fucking kills you
|Wednesday, November 2nd, 2005|
It's in the game
|Thursday, July 28th, 2005|
Man look at those taut buttox.FLUMMOXED
|Thursday, June 23rd, 2005|
On this episode of URBAN
We are here with Urban, and working on some arts and crafts. Urban what are you working on now:
Oh hi person, I am working on a device used to truncate downard motion by offering an opposing force to whatever is applied to in, in hopes to decrease fatigue.
Dude it's a chair am i rite
it will solve the trouble for you like it will solve the trouble for me.
Oh ok he owns you too hard, gg, the end.
|Friday, May 27th, 2005|
Damn did you see urban OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHIT DANCE PARTY OUT OF NOWHERE
Oh that's cool icelynx
is a goth now wtf he's making out with some chick, GO ICE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
This dude, his name was Ding, came, he was pretty crazy man.
he was like a foreign exchange student except with adults. He exchanged peace.
Urb got some peace in his eyes so he had to wash it out
Check out Ditto/bulbasaurs dance moves
AW MAN PIGS ARE HERE THEY BROKE UP THE PARTY RUNNNNNNNN
|Friday, May 13th, 2005|
Ok let's talk about this this is VERY IMPORTANT so listen up
it's time to regenerate everything you know about urban because it's DIFFERENT this time, it's about URBAN this time. URBAN.
See, look alright
Oh ok I see how it is I SEE HOW IT IS you just don't understand
well take a damn second from your life, your busy life, and just take a second and LOOK.
Oh ok that's cool.
LocalHCentral: thats gonna be a tough one
LocalHCentral: lemme give it a shot
|Wednesday, April 6th, 2005|
I call Urban before I leave the house.
|Thursday, March 24th, 2005|
|Thursday, March 17th, 2005|
|Friday, March 11th, 2005|
|Wednesday, March 9th, 2005|
|Tuesday, March 1st, 2005|
|Monday, February 28th, 2005|
WHAT'S THE NAME OF THE URB
Urbal Love Unit: Feel the passion!
|Monday, February 21st, 2005|
|Tuesday, February 8th, 2005|
WHY ISN’T THERE ANY MAGIC ON HERE?